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Korgan x Jaheira

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Hmm. Well the only thing I have to say about this is that if you are horrified, you really need to get to know me better! :3

Particularly if you know this particular dwarf, and this particular elf, and just how disgustingly foul the former and stiff the latter are ;) Let's not even start in on how Faerun dwarves are uber xenophobic. Tehehe!

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Korgan Bloodaxe & Jaheira of Tethyr - Baldur's Gate 2. Jaheira's half fighter, so I wrestled a bit between 'slightly buff' and 'pretty feminine elf.' I also had intense internal conflict over whether her hair is brown or blonde and apparently decided not to decide. 

Gawwdd Why do I take so much time to write everything... I can't wait till my fanfiction gets past BG1...! though if you'd like to read it, there's hysterical Xzar x CHARNAME romancing!

World needs more dwarf romance. :3

Painting a blush on Korgan Bloodaxe was a hilarious and euphoric experience *Weeeeeeeeeee!* 

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I tried to find a smexy scene to cite here but honestly there's no way to understand anything in this relationship without the build up, so I'll just quote her socially manhandling the foul-mouthed chaotic evil dwarvish berserker XD


Korgan was still spouting dwarvish invective at Anomen and said something to the effect of: "You piss-soaked, green-eared-!"

"KORGAN!" Jaheira bellowed. To Aerie's surprise, what came out of the druid's mouth was most probably dwarvish: "You are going to shut your fat mouth, or I am going to bludgeon you into unconsciousness!"

Korgan was, understandably, momentarily thrown for a loop as she stomped up to him. His leg was indeed in quite a state of mauling, and his arm wasn't much better; the bandages were already bleeding through. "Then turn that braying dog o' Helm away from me afore he loses a hand!"

"He is trying to help you, you ugly old cripple!" the druid continued to roar, not permitting him to win in a contest of volumes.

Korgan choked up his axe, sneering at her. "Ye step closer, I'm takin' ye off at the roots, tree-frolicker!"

"Nnh! And May I ask how? You couldn't take off the legs of a blindfolded chicken like that!" she thrashed him, and her dwarvish had a phenomenally thick and guttural accent to it. "We have problems enough without your juvenile bellyaching! Ugh, it's disgusting. What are you; some pansy elvish broad on her first menses?"

Korgan's eyes flew open wide and his jaw dropped. Jaheira stepped into his strike range without a heed as to the danger. She planted her quarterstaff in the ground and glared down at him. His incredulity forced him into common: "You- ye can't just use-"

"I just did. Now pay very close attention, Korgan Bloodaxe: Do you want to weather through this night in blinding pain, or do you want do it doped? Because one way or another, you're going to do it *silently*."

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Here's every single in-game dialogue between these two. I love/hate that Korgan calls Jaheira 'pretty'.

Flydian in City Gate District:

(if the PC accepts the quest)

Korgan: "Hmph. Well, the pay best be bloody well worth it if I'm to be wandering through the wilderness, hacking away at bears and squirrels and other such beasties.”

Jaheira: "You will not, Korgan. There is a disturbance in nature that we are to restore...I will not have you swinging about, heedless of the consequences."

Korgan: "I will if I wish to, ye blasted tree-hugging dirt-lover. I'll bite th' head off a bloody dove if th' thought crosses me mind!"

Jaheira: "You may wish to reconsider, Korgan. Doves can carry several diseases, and I wouldn't wish you vomiting and cramps simply for being an ignorant lout."

Korgan: "I care not, ye blasted twit! Open yer mouth once more an' ye'll have me axe hilt in it! I'll nae be mocked by forest vermin!"

Jaheira: "You're welcome to try, but you are not the only one trained in martial skill. Remember that in the forest, you are in my domain and at an extreme disadvantage."

 

Renal Bloodscalp in Shadow Thief Guildhall:

(if the PC refuses Renal's quest)

Korgan: "Don't be daft! The thieves of this city have their coffers flowin' with gold aplenty! There be no reason besides a yellow belly to be turnin' it away!"

Jaheira: "How about conscience, dwarf? Or morality? Perhaps PC knows what is best."

Korgan: "Pfeh. It be a struggle between conscience and gold. I can count on one of me hands the number of seconds 'twould take to resolve such a dispute. Begone with yer blather, girl."

 

Delon in Government District:

(if the PC accepts the quest)

Jaheira: "I hope you intend to go to this village soon, PC. A visit to greener lands would be welcome after our trek through this crowded city."

Korgan: "By the pits of the Abyss! Ye've agreed to run off into th' bloody forest on the whinings of a whelp, have ye? Have ye lost yer senses? Bah!"

Jaheira: "There is nothing wrong with a noble task duly undertaken. And perhaps it will be enjoyable to see you in a greener setting, dwarf."

Korgan: "Lovely, just lovely. If ye're plannin' this trip with that one, it be best if ye keeps us apart. I've an aching head already..."

 

Lord Jierdan Firkraag in Copper Coronet:

(the PC receives Lord Jierdan Firkraag's quest)

Jaheira: "I think it would be an excellent idea to get outside of the city and administer justice on such evil creatures. Tyranny is best matched with equal force."

Korgan: "Pfeh! I know ye, druid. Ye wants nothing more than to return to yer tree-hugging ways an' nothing more. More than likely ye'll turn tail at the first sight of yon ogres!"

Jaheira: "I've fought many an ogre in the past, dwarf, and many other powerful evil creatures aside from such. You should be wary that I do not add you to the list."

Korgan: "Ye're welcome to try it any time, half-elf..."

 

Hendak in Copper Coronet:

Korgan: "Aye now, there it is. There be no profit in this. Let us leave the barbarian be, PC..."

Jaheira: "Do not overly concern yourself with the pursuit of precious metals alone, Korgan. There are other matters that we must consider here."

Korgan: "If I wanted t' be listening to a braying mule, elf, I'd go listen to a braying mule."

(if the PC refuses to help Hendak)

Jaheira: "You may wish to reconsider your refusal, PC. This may be a way to overcome the slavers here for good. It is the honourable path, if you are interested."

Korgan: "To the Abyss with the honourable path, druid. We've nae business here, and PC knows it."

 

Girl in Slaver's Base:

(if the PC gives the girl money)

Korgan: "Bah! It be a waste of good gold to give it to yon girlie! What be the point of adventuring if ye gives all yer wealth to waifs and the needy?"

Jaheira: "Have you no sense of charity, dwarf? What is the sense of freeing such children only to subject them to starvation and destitution, then?"

Korgan: "Don't be getting yer slippers in a pinch, girlie. The gold does the lass little good. More than likely we will come across her corpse within a fortnight, robbed."

(if the PC does not give the girl money)

Jaheira: "Really, PC, couldn't you have spared a little gold for the child? You may have rescued them only to subject them to starvation and worse."

Korgan: "What?! Give up our hard-earned gold on a waif who will most like be robbed of it afore the day be out? Ye be daft, druid."

Jaheira: "It comes as no surprise to me that an immoral dwarf such as you has a heart of stone, Korgan. I simply expect better from PC."

(from here, the PC has 4 dialogue options)

1) Knock it off, you two!

Korgan: "Eh? We be nae but bickering, PC. No need to get yer girdle in a bind." (ends)

2) Go to Hell, Jaheira! I saved them, didn't I?

Jaheira: "That you did, PC, but there is a responsibility that comes with such actions as well. You might decide to ponder that at some point in the future." (ends)

3) Maybe you're right. I'll think on your words.

Korgan: "Now ye're going to be hanging on every word that tree-hugging, flower-eating half-elf be saying? Bah! Ye're a yellow kobold, ye are." (ends)

4) Let's just get out of here. (ends)

 

Aran Linvail in Shadow Thief Guildhall:

(Aran Linvail explains the quest and tells the PC that the choice of completing it is up to them)

Jaheira: "We are bought off yet again. I do not deny that they are the best chance we have to find our quarry, but we had best do their little chores quickly."

Korgan: "Don't see why we have to do this at all. I'm gettin' tired of chasing all over for someone I ain't even met."

Jaheira: "Thank you for your opinion, Korgan. I'll just place it over here where it can collect flies all on its own."

Korgan: "Keep talking, pretty. You'll cross a line one day."

 

Saemon Havarian in Brynnlaw:

(upon arriving via ship at Brynnlaw, Saemon Havarian thanks his crew as well as the party for 'their delightful company')

Korgan: "Bah! Well, I have no intention of being pleasant! I've heaved up enough of me guts on this trip to leave me emptier than a halfling's head! Never will ye get me aboard a ship again!"

Jaheira: "Oh? Is that what those retching noises were? I thought that perhaps there was a wounded seal somewhere onboard giving birth."

Korgan: "Hmph. I would respond to yer comment with me axe if the mere thought of movin' didn't make me stomach roil. Begone, and count yerself lucky this time!"