Hey guys, I'm in China!

What? No, really, I am. This may help explain why I've been silent for half a year. Now I'm not going to say much more on the subject, except for the fact that I'm not allowed to speak English, because I'm studying Chinese. Tis quite the immersion program.

I'm sorry for the silence on my end- I've been busy and holy mackerel, I just never got inspired for the next chapter of Truae! So it's sitting on my computer at home (in America) half done.

Ever since I left highschool my classes have been less boring and I haven't had as much "ignoring the teacher" time to write. Usually I write to escape from a tightly packed schedule, and lets face it, I've been loving college.

In China though I'm tossed from one class to the next all day long, and it's making my head spin. Ironically this has been causing me to spit out all kinds of fiction, none of which is actually applicable towards anything.

For example, neither of the two Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fanfictions I've written are exactly canon. Towards anything. But Goshdarnnit, that's what came out of me! I had to write it!

I've oozed out a few lines for Truae and Children of Aiur, but sadly without the unfinished chapters I was working on, it's difficult to get inspired for them. And I can't get the file from my computer back at home unless I want my MOTHER reading it.

For some reason, I don't think she'll approve of Nathanos. *Glares at the ranger in question. He responds by giving Spydrouge the middle finger and snapping angrily "WRITE!"*

It's also caused me to generate an interesting far-in-the-future romantic scene between Dazrti and Avian...

Vi'ier *Foams at mouth, eyes blazing red, ready to kill something. Has to be bodily restrained by the rest of Spydrouge's characters so she can finish writing.*

Avian "o.o'''' He's um... very overprotective."
Dazrti "I don't understand. Is he in love with you?"
Avian "No... No... I'm pretty sure he just doesn't like /you/."
Vi'ier "DEATH TO THE WHOLE F****** VERON RACE!!!"
Dazrti "... ... How the devil does he handle all the marines making fun of how tall you are? Don't you two share an apartment? Certainly someone has to have made fun of /that/."
Avian "Mmm. Well, normally he tries tearing out their spines."
Dazrti "Charming. So it's an older-brother complex, is it?"
Vi'ier "AAAAARRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHAAAA!"
Avian "I can't tell. Sometimes I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm his mother."
Dazrti "What? I-" *he pauses, thinking of his own mother*
Vi'ier "WHAT!? I DO NOT! TAKE THAT BACK!"
Dazrti "Come to think of it, if I were in his position, I'd probably kill me too. How do you suggest I pacify him?"
Avian "You could try lighting yourself on fire. That might make him happy."
Dazrti "Har har."
Vi'ier "I HATE F'''''''ING BOTH OF YOU!!! I'M GOING TO RIP OUT YOUR SPLEENS THROUGH YOUR THROATS!"
Avian "Come to think of it, he might just have anger problems."
Dazrti "Indeed..."


Hmm. So, Shredder and Karai for the win, anyone?